Golf Quotes

This page is dedicated to the list of favourite golf quotes submitted to The Grateful Golfer community. If you have your favourite quote, drop me a line and I will add it to the list!

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst. – Sam Snead – Jim Burton, The Grateful Golfer.

Not saying I’m bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they would come up sliced. – Lee Trevino – submitted by John N. Klisz

The longer the drive, the narrower the fairway! submitted by Wayne Halm

Everyday above ground is a good day, except for your golf ball, which you want buried in the hole.– submitted by Pete Robbins

Approaching a green over water, you can use one more club – or two more balls.submitted by Pete Robbins

Pick a lip and hit it. – submitted by Brian Penn

There is more difference between a plus 3 man and a scratch golfer than there is between a 3 handicap and an 18 handicap man. – Percy Boomer – submitted by Jeremy J. Peters

You don’t have to try and kill the ball…it’s already dead. – submitted by David Hill, One Bearded Golfer

Hit it hard, boy. Go find it and hit it hard again – Arnold Palmer’s Father. – submitted by Joshua Borowiec, The Mind of Golf

You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules. – Bobby Jones – Patrick McLaughlin

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about. – Bobby Jones – Patrick McLaughlin

They call it golf cos all the other four letter words were taken. – Ray Floyd – Nick Buchan

All a golfer needs is more daylight. – Ben Hogan – Ingrid Stam

Pressure is playing for 20 bucks when you have 5 in your pocket. – Lee Trevino – Robert Bensted

People who chip & putt 4 pars don’t drive fast cars. – Unknown – Robert Bensted

Two things that don’t last, pros putting for pars and dogs chasing cars. – Lee Trevino – Patrick McLaughlin

Mastery of the art of playing golf well undoubtedly rests upon mastery of the art of playing poorly – V. Saunders “The Golfing Mind” – Phil Rennett

The road to success is always under construction. It’s a funny thing the more I practice the luckier I get. Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Winning isn’t everything, but wanting it is.
– Arnold Palmer

Golf~An ineffectual attempt to guide an uncontrollable sphere into an inaccessible hole with instruments ill adopted for the use. – Woodrow Wilson – Skip Pieratt

I hope you keep coming back as The Grateful Golfer Community’s list of favourite golf quotes grows!

I am a grateful golfer! See you on the list!